Sexy Back: Wife 1.0 Tech Problem -- I am not that dumb to get this software!
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
「 dancing away 9:34 PM 」

Dear Tech Support:

After great success with Girlfriend 7.0 last year I
upgraded to Wife 1.0. But I soon noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0
installed itself into all other programs and now monitors
all other system activity, such as Poker Night 10.3,
Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, I can't seem to keep
Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife
1.0. Please help.


A Troubled User.



Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that male uses complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment
program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and
to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once

Also, you cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0
manual under
Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep
Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest
installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before the
system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 does come with several support
programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5, Do Bills 4.2 and Love Dove 6.9. However,
be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use
will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance
of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I highly
recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not
supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause irreversible damage to the operating system, forever
affecting its performance.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

dAniel -- diaoz!